Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
