The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
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