this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I'm both gender and math confused
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