How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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