I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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