You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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