before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
