Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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