Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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