Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Randomize
