She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
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