You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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