y did u give ur computer a hand job?
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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