cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
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