the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
there is glitter all over my balls
Randomize
