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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
