you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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