A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You are the jesus of drinking
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