North Korea, Best Korea!
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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