i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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