she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Dear god my vagina.
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