omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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