he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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