whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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