He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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