This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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