we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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