Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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