I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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