Ambien. No doubt about it.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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