how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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