haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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