my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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