Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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