Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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