So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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