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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
It's official drugs can't kill me
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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