Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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