She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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