paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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