so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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