there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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