But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Randomize
