Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
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