5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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