I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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