oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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