dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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