Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
