Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
