i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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