He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
This toilet bowl is my home.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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