Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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